HERE’S TO THE TARTS
(SUCK IT VERSION)
Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin

Here's to the tarts,
To the tarts, to the tarts.
Here's to the tarts who are with us tonight.

They suck it, they pluck it.
They really do fuck it.
Here's to the tarts who are with us tonight.

So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink. (Repeat)