KBH3 DITTY......................................................................
WE R HBHHH........................................................................................
KALGOORLIE - BOULDER..................................................................
STANDARD DITTY...........................................................
HERE’S TO (Singular Version)..............................................................
HERE’S TO (Plural Version)..................................................................
DITTIES FOR ALL............................................................
THEY OUGHT TO BE..............................................................................
HERE’S TO BROTHER (SISTER)...........................................................
YOU ARE OUR ONLY (Happy Version).................................................
DOES A HASHER..................................................................................
MASTURBATION...................................................................................
THE ROOSTER AND HEN.......................................................................
Ditties for the Boys........................................................
HERE’S TO THE STUDS (Eat It Version)..............................................
HERE’S TO THE STUDS (Faggots Version)..........................................
HIS ONE SKIN.....................................................................................
WHY WAS HE BORN............................................................................
HE’S THE MEANEST............................................................................
Ditties for the Girls........................................................
HERE’S TO THE TARTS (Inside Version)...............................................
HERE’S TO THE TARTS (Suck It Version).............................................
LOVE ME TENDER................................................................................
WHY WAS SHE BORN............................................................................
THANK GOD SHE FINALLY SHUT UP.................................................
THE HURLEY TITS SONG......................................................................
OCCASIONAL DITTIES...................................................
WE’VE GOT VIRGINS.........................................................................
WHY ARE WE WAITING....................................................................
HARING IS GREAT..............................................................................
FOR THE LURVERS............................................................................
BIRTHDAY DITTIES.......................................................
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK YOU.........................................................
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..............................................................
IT’S HER (HIS) BIRTHDAY.................................................................
THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.................................................................